WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was reportedly “furious” on Wednesday morning after a purge of right-wing bots by Twitter left him with a total of fourteen remaining followers, aides confirmed.
Only one thing in The Last Jedi has truly brought together the divided Star Wars fanbase — Kylo Ren’s high pants. The scene in which (spoilers) Rey and Kylo use the Force to connect their minds showed
It’s the holiday season, which means packed malls full of shoppers asking the most out of seasonal workers who are pushed to their limits shift in and shift out. But every once in a while there’s a unicorn
If you believe the Amazon reviews for this ridiculous $9,000 Swiss army knife, it can basically do everything
If you're looking to give someone a very one of a kind, expensive, dangerous, and unnecessary gift this holiday season, why not purchase the Wegner 16999 Swiss Army Giant? This over the top knife metal